Crabs Take Over Ocean Floor

Crabs always make me hungry. Spiders, not so much.

This video states that you have to be careful not to land on them. I wonder if he/she meant because they are super delicate and you'd hurt one, or because they would **** you up if you went near one. Because from the looks of things, either one would make sense. ;P

They're molting, so a wrong landing could crush them to death. It takes awhile for the new shell to harden.

Actually, I take that back. They're either molting or mating. Unless "malting" is something crabs can do. I don't know how I feel about malted crab. Is it better than Olde English?

Olde Crab English helps me get over my fear of all these crabs.

Crabs are natures clowns