C'mon, don't be a wussy. These guys seem totally legit.

"I don't find my job is hard..., because I fix bikes."
That's like saying your going to be 5',5" basket ball player because you used to make airplanes.

So... they use the purple fluid for both anesthetizing patients and sterilizing equipment?

Well I'm sold.
I'll make an appointment, today, to get an abscessed molar removed- it's been giving me some trouble, you see, as it's putting pressure on my brain and it may be affecting my better judgment.

I don't say this often...I really don't...but...AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH....haaaaaaaaaaa....AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

The flies at the end are for hygienic purposes. They clean and sterilize the tooth for later use.

HO-LY F**K!