Blonde Chick Explains MPH

Quick! Ask her what's heavier: A pound of rocks, or a pound of feathers!

This chick is AWESOME!!

Congrats on the choice of a life partner.

This hurts to watch.

ssssssss....

The sound you hear is the air leaking from the space where her brain should be. That is truly the best vacant/confused blonde look I've seen.

But I think I'll just whack my comment in half.

She- I- I Don't even.

I don't even want to try to.

My brain hurts.

i also don't put much stock in her claims of how fast she can run a mile, now that i've realised her sense of time and space is warped/

She probably have many other positive characteristics.
She's seems lovely.

I'm reading physics and I'd ask her out.

If she wasn't married...

Next thing you know he'll try to claim that it takes an hour to go 80 km at 80 km/h...but everyone knows a km is totally shorter than a mile. It really only should take like 19 minutes, right? Cuz you whack the metric part off from the the half you've already chopped off from the mph...

I don't want to live on this planet anymore!

She may not be book smart but I bet she is sexy smart,,

half way through i lost all faith in humanity... just... just all of it... its just gone

I think her other assets are just fine.

dear god.... i'd either push her out of the car, or find a lawyer and file for divorce over the phone.

She is somewhat attractive, but a woman has to be mind-blowingly gorgeous to balance this amount of stupidity. She is not pretty enough to be *this* stupid.

She actually looks a lot like the girl from the global warming video where she says to air condition everything.

I totally agree with what nika is saying in terms of the idea. But I do think it's more than just a balance of beauty with stupidity. She may have other qualities such as kindness, wholesomeness, attentive in bed, etc. that make her catch.

That said… Too stupid for me.

That level of stupidity is actually cringe inducing.
In her defense (sort of..), not all dumbs are blonde.

I asked a blonde friend of mine the same question. She got it wrong. A few days later she told me she had tried to catch her friend (a guy) at not knowing the answer. Of course he got it right away.

I'm going to ask another blonde sometime and then we will have a pattern...

"She is not pretty enough to be *this* stupid."

^ Agreed.
Although, in my opinion, no one is pretty enough to be this stupid.