Dog terrified of low-fat lamb jerky

Get that dog some regular lamb jerky for crying out loud!

My dog was afraid of a tangerine that was stuck on a finger. Regular tangerine had no effect.

Many years ago I had a Spanish language teacher who was from Puerto Rico. He once told us that the only meat dogs won't eat is dog meat. He said something to the effect of: "look at the stray dogs near the fire, if the men throw the bones to them and the dogs run away, the men are eating dog, that's how you know." So, my guess is maybe that "lamb" jerkey isn't lamb at all.

I wish my foreign language teacher was Bear Grylls too. :(