why are his ears so big?!!?!?!?!?!

So that words "I wanna f*ck you" would sound even more repulsive coming out of his mouth..? Just a guess.

the subtitles in dutch aren't even CLOSE!
They've translated it into a decent song...
That's probably one of the jokes...

It might be a spoof on Pieter van Vollenhoven. He's part of our royalty I believe. Maybe it's even the man himself, but I don't think so.

I'm pretty sure that's not the guy, but it might as well be a spoof, I see some resemblance. http://annettekpoen.punt.nl/upload/Koninklijkhuis/Mr._Pieter_van_Vollenhoven.jpg

What a funny song! And the guy is a decent pianist, too!

Those aren't his natural ears.

This is what the subtitles say:
O, you are so pretty,
The way you lay there in the hay.
O, you are so beautiful,
You're, in one word, "mighty"
(chorus)
I like you (3X)
I get itchy everywhere

I wanted to ask you,
If you wanted to take a ride,
In my new car,
That's right outside.
(chorus and break)

Yes, the way to a man's heart,
is through his stomach,
And the way you can cook,
I love to eat it very much.
(chorus, end)

well, I translated it the best I could...

Hah that's hilarious Wheelnut.

This guy probably wrote this song because he didn't want people think that he is a virgin.