Looks like someone took some effort to do some of these...
How the hell do you get a car on a sidewalk and then decide you want to go onto the freeway by impaling your car on the rails?!

Are you serious? Isn't it obvious? They were obviously playing pedestrian bowling when a 64 year old lady missing one leg was being pulled by a donkey so he was forced to dodger her by jumping into the free way.(beacuse everyone knows that you lose points if you hit them), thus ending the game while he was ahead.

they could have been nice cars at one point.