this is both extremely sad and kinda depressing
especially when she gets possessed by satan half way up the hill

I know I shouldn't be laughing but that was hilarious.

Walking up a hill is so hard isn't it? Countless people are dying every day by trying to walk up hills.

probably having an asthma attack
not really funny

Since she's able to cry and whimper it's definitely not an asthma attack.
It's "I didn't move my ass off the couch for five years and now my lungs and heart feel like they're gonna explode" attack.

Looks more like hillaphobia... the fear of hills.