The President's Message to the Iranian People

I think he might make the world like us again. Or at least hate us a little less.

God every time I hear him I want to reelect him all over again.

Let's hope that certain people don't get ahead of themselves in their quest for power and not screw this up for the world!

As I told my history teacher (who was saying that Nixon was not a crook), the worst endeavors in history started with the best of intentions.

Let's all hope that this doesn't end that way.