I was so close to just giving up on this clip right at the point where he starts shooting up. From there it actually gets pretty darn funny.

"I just killed 2 guys and I'm gonna get the electric chair"

i want the cheese grater

that looks like a good deal lol

Speaking of shamwow, I saw at a sore a few days ago.

That's the way to get respect in any prison: start a manic sales pitch for stuff most prisoners already have or know where to get, and kill two guys as part of that sales pitch. That ought to do the trick.