I hate cats. They're like 80% of all people; "Hey gimme something tasty(/valuable) for not being useful in any way at all."

They really are ****bags..

But I like the way this is drawn. The cat pretty funny... still a ****shiner, though, but funny.

I would just sit on the damn cat.

I was at a point while watching this, when the cat sat on his lap, where I was just screaming "GET UP ALREADY!!! It's just a cat!"

You can't do that. Cats' will. I really laugh because it's all true. and I like the groans he makes..

Cats do indeed behave this way sometime.

On the bright side though, you don't need to walk around behind them and pick up their crap since they bury it themselves.

I sometimes wonder, if aliens were looking down from their UFOs at humans watching this behavior (stoop and scoop) - do you think they'd be able to figure out who were the masters and who were the owners?

Think about that for while next time you're out walking your dog and picking up their crap.

You do have to deal with aggressive neighbors shooting the cat when it's crapped in their kids' sandbox, though... Oh and litterboxes; there just isn't such a thing as a maintenance free pet, and at least dogs are obedient. I think the aliens would label cat people the servants long before they would dog owners.

Ive got a friend like that, I would of just pushed him off.

I agree with bastian on this one.
You might have to scoop behind your dog to make life in the city more comfortable for everyone, but at least you know your dog is healthy.
With the obligatory annual rabies shot they get an antiparasitic, cats don't.
That same cat craps *inside your home* leaving her parasite infested poo to just lie there, meters from the place you eat. Then with a feet that were just in that same litter box she walks on tables, couches, kid's toys..etc.
That's just disgusting.

And most important (and this is why I get upset when I see pregnant women and babies with cats crawling on them) 40% of house cats carry toxoplasmosis.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toxoplasmosis

There we have it. Cats are essentially just house-skunks.