The ending made me sad.

Why do parents shake babies? I've never heard of that (apart from cases of postpartum depression (or people who're just mentally ill and unfit parents)).

Also: What kind of crazy-ass idea is it to put clown-pictures on the inside? Couldn't it have been something happy like otters or beavers or polka dancing midgets?

They shake them because the baby just won't stop crying, and why won't you shut up you stupid baby!

It all makes sense now, thanks The Onion...

Why are you acting so bizar? "You can throw this against a stone wall"

wouldnt it be more efficient to just make a realistic doll of a baby or something? and what if you like to beat your child for an excess of four hours? ...i didnt see any air holes...

Okay that product will never sell. But why would you want to shake your baby silly in the first place.
One more problem the baby still feels the movement of the ball the change of direction in kinetic energy the baby will feel that and if there in that ball.
Don’t Encourage The Mentally Ill to Do This!
And if I were that frustrated i would probably forget to tie the baby down *cough* accidentally *cough*.

guess who's mom owned one of these

http://www.videofantastica.com/view_video/69790/

explains a lot don't it

On second thought

http://www.littlegrey.net/user_profile/47/

and wow number 47 amazing