Just like the big E, Elvis Presley. Shows up but leaves before you can take a picture to prove he was there.

I love the unnecessary presentation of the bear escaping into the woods and climbing a tree.
Just in case there's someone who missed that episode of 'Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom'.

Also, I know someone who recently had a mama bear with a cub in the back yard.
It was in Canada though, and we all know that besides living in igloos they also keep black bears as pets.

At one point I ran out of the room; it was so realistic I thought it was bounding towards me through the screen.

The bear recreation was pretty accurate. Except he seemed to me to be 'skipping' - perhaps she/he had her/his new Apple BearPod on and was rocking it to the Alanis Morissete ballad version of Black Eyed Peas "My humps"? : http://is.gd/19if5

Nika is spot on though with her comment on Canadians.

In addition to their igloo-dwelling, black bear pet raising, and sweet-delicious-maple-syrup-foisting-on-an-unsuspecting-world behavior, Canadians are especially well known for their Royal Canadian kilted Yaksmen anthem:

http://is.gd/19hY7

Everyone please stand up and put your hands on your chest. I'll help you out with the first few lyrics (don't worry the rest are close captioned later in the video):

Our country reeks of trees
Our yaks are really large
And they smell like rotting beef carcasses
And we have to clean up after them
And our saddle sores are the best
We proudly wear women's clothing
And searing sand blows up our skirts.....

Oh and one other thing Vogel, if you want to catch Elvis just go to the Elvis Siting Bulletin which has his latest whereabouts:

http://is.gd/19in5

the comments (and links within) make this the best

bahahahaha, "so we know that a bear scats in the woods" best quote ever.

Holy ****. If that guy was my newscaster, I think I would watch the news every day.

lol This should be over at pictureisunrealted.com XD

This is why Stephen Colbert always put 'em on the ThreatDown.

He knew this would happen. HE KNEW!!!

i enjoyed the tree climbing

They used the word "scat"...awesome