The Future of Masturbation Technology

I never considered male population as a great market for sophisticated masturbation equipment.

This is the same company that makes the Japanese sex eggs

You can use it only 50 times?
That'll last the average wanker what, 2,5-3 months tops?

Is it really a good idea to claim that a masturbation device uses "cutting edge" technology? Poor choice of words, I think.

Wheelnut- try a week.

You don't have to use it *every time*, just for special occasions.
Take your masturbating device to a fancy dinner every Saturday, give it some compliments, pay the violin guy to play 'you fill up my senses' next to your table, buy a rose from a rose lady... Then take it home and make sweet sweet love to it, and when you reach the end orb whisper 'I love you'.

HAHAHA lmao btw I believe the song is
"I fill you up with senses".

I want it.

Now why can't this be combined with that self cleaning toothbrush steam technology. Also, WTF happens after the 50th use? Do the batteries just go dead and are irreplacable? Or does a little genie pop out and say "I am sorry sir, but you man no longer f**k this tube as it has fulfilled it's quota of shame."

I hope it blows up on the 51st attempted use.

Awesome.