Hi. I'm Maurice. I'm an executive by day and a wild man by night.

I wish I could vote for this twice.

WhatRoughBeast hit the nail on this one. There are too many classic moments to choose from. Up there has to be "No fatties".

Classic.

"Hi mom"

That was the best, BUT did anyone else see seth green's dad at 3:35?

I liked so many of these, but those that stuck are the obvious: Rasputin-looking guy and kinda-MrSpock-looking guy.

To mention a few others, I loved the guy, who said "Hi mom!", so creepy and, well... creepy at the same time. The guy who went on for the entire clip about how he loved tan, fit (80's stereotypical) ladies, then deflates his entire 80's-guy image by quoting Tolkien at the end :D

This is so awesome that I desperately wanna see the video with women.

Also, six out of ten of those guys should have their back yards plowed in search for human remains.

3:34 its seth green with a pedophile beard

3:18 "Life is a playground and I want somebody to play with."

That guy will murder you in your sleep.

Personally I was highly aroused.

Please don't dig around in my garden.

Every guy who mentions playgrounds or his mother in this kind of clip should have his backyard plowed, his house leveled and his basement torn apart.

...just to make sure there aren't little Austrian girls hidden anywhere.

1:45... does anyone else see Tom Cruise?

'domestic violence... sexual abuse...' WTF. Just WTF

I like fire breathing dragon guy the most.

Hey Everyone... Sandy here... just wanted to chime in tell everyone how happy i am you're found me here on the video... feel free to add me as a friend on Facebook. My FB page is http://www.facebook.com/people/Sandy-Tuxeedo/100000240952328

Finding women is my specialty...

Sandy

All that's missing is a panning shot of the parking lot full of Chester vans outside the "Video Mate" building.

'must be okay with avid masturbation towards senior citizens'

Most common hobbies, in descending order of frequency, put down by users of this service:

1. Wearing trenchcoats
2. Wearing nothing beneath trenchcoats
3. Scaring children/parents by sitting in public park with large bag of prescription-strength-paralytic-flavored 'candy'
4. Downloading pornography both depraved and highly illegal
5. pedophilia
6. necrophilia
5. incest
6. hippophilia
7. growing mustaches
8. sudoku

Ah... My previous comment on this from two years ago.
Jesus, was I a dick.

(And, man... not much has changed.
I just rewatched this for the sole purpose of feeling better about myself by feeling better than these people.

Especially the self-described twenty-year subscriber to both Playboy and the New Yorker. Two magazines that say equally terrible things about entirely different aspects of the reader's personality...)