New Russian-Made $1,600 U.S. Dollar PC Keyboard Awes & Shocks

- RUSSIA: With the singing of angels and a ray of sunlight parting the clouds, the fabled Optimus Maximus Keyboard has descended from Russian design studio Art Lebedev like an orgasm of geekiness. As you should know by now this amazing keyboard features a tiny screen on each key... thatapos;s 113 screens in all. What can you do with these tiny screens, you ask? Well, each key can change its image dynamically depending on what youapos;re doing. Run Photoshop and you can set it so each hotkey has an image representing its function. Set a key to monitor your CPU usage or display what iTunes track you are currently playing. You can make a key into a tiny clock with moving hands and play animated gif files or even quicktime movies. Of course all this futuristic technology is going to cost you a pretty penny... but we figure youapos;ll just expense the Optimus and tout its quot;incredible increased efficiency when using PowerPoint hotkeysquot; in your expense report summary. -